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Lil' Dick in a Box

It's a romantic evening alone with your favorite girl. The fireplace is glowing, the drinks are chilled and the mood is right. It's time to give her... LIL' DICK IN THE BOX


Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser

Don't just exercise, peckercise when you use the Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser. This hilarious gag gift makes a great birthday present to the aging man you desperately wants to stay in shape.


Diarrhea Toilet Paper

The Diarrhea Song toilet paper has a diarrhea song printed through out the roll of toilet paper."When your stomach's feeling wavy..." Comes in decorative gift box. Funny gag gift for potty humor.


Small Pecker Condoms

Hey, even guys with small peckers need protection, that is if there is ever any action. But in any case, if you know a guy (or are a guy) who may be in need of a case of Small Pecker Condoms, don't hesitate to get them, you may be saving a life or at least getting one.

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Pussy Licker Pop


Masturbating Midget Man Wind Up

…exception! Wind him up and watch this pint-sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion!


Dickey Specs

Do you smell something funny? It must be the Dickey Specs! This pair of seriously re-DICK-u-lous spectacles will send roaring laughter through any party!


'The Fuck You to Do List' Tee

Listen Up: Old School Design’ Tees ship separately & take up to 3 business days to process before it ships (ground delivery only) because these fresh tees are printed to order. (Processing time excludes holidays & weekends). Please do not worry- your dynamite design won’t go stale while you wait.


Lovin' Lamb Blow up Doll

Give the perfect hillbilly gag gift... the gift from the loving lamb! it'll gla-a-a-a-dly please you and make you laugh. intimacy doesn't have to be just between adults... lambs have feelings too!


'Shocking' Gag Gum

I know you all remember trying to fool your friends by refolding a juicy fruit wrapper to look like a piece of gum. Well now its time to take it the next level and shock the heck out of them. This gag sends a small finger zinger to an unsuspecting victim just looking for a stinking piece of gum.

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Who's the Biggest Slut ? Game

The games that begs the question, "are you willing to admit what a whore you are?" over 400 sexually outrageous questions! "who is the biggest slut?" is the adult party game where players answer questions about slutty things they have done in order to determine which one of them is the biggest slut!…


Zoolander Mugatu Adult Mens Costume

Taut your piano key necktie on Halloween when you wear the officially licensed Zoolander Mugatu Adult Men's Costume. This grey top features black lettering that reads "Mugatu" and comes complete with a black buttoned corset.


Dog Tag Over the Hill Cane

Give the Dog Tag Over the Hill Cane and support your favorite geezer as they enter into the next phase of their life. Show them that being old doesn't have to be boring with this cane, which features horns, funny signs and name tag.



Have a tasty toke when you use the Lollipipe! This 100% edible candy pipe comes with a white tube and a cigar band for easy non-stick handling. Available in multiple flavors.

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Tampon Flask

…WOMEN - You know you gotta have it! The tampon shot holder will never be questioned at your venue. Bring alcohol onto cruises, Vegas pools, concerts, sporting events, clubs, bachelorette parties and more. Makes a great gag gift too! BYOB and Save Money! Includes 5 Fake Tampons with Wrappers.

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Ass Tray Ash Tray

The Ass Tray Ash Tray is more than just an ashtray -- it's an ash hole! Stick your butts in this butt and puff away in peace. This ceramic ashtray makes it easy to stick it where the sun don't shine!

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Lifeguard Just Kidding Tee

Mouth-to-mouth is your reason for being, that's why you're a "lifeguard." Girls in bikinis, beach, sun and sand. There's no better place to be. If only you could fucking swim. This t-shirt gives up your secret (small print only). Wear it the next time to save lives.


'Pop-Up-Pecker' Lighter

This gag lighter is a great way to "spark" up any conversation. It's perfect, all you have to do it offer it to a person who asks for a light, then when they click, well, let's just say it won't light their cigarette.

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I Love Sellin' Blow Tee

Snitches get stitches, show them you mean business in the officially licensed I Love Sellin' Blow Tee. If you gonna put that brick in their face, let em' know in this funny tee.


Super Sperm Adult Costume

It shall not be said that you ever shoot blanks! Stand erect at all times and at the ready to help out whenever and wherever some extra potent stuff is needed in this Super Sperm adult mens costume. You never know when superhuman efforts may be required, but you can offer to help ladies in need at…


Reg $49.99



Hot Pink Adult Wig with Bangs

Pretty in pink takesa twist with this festive pink wig. Sexy pink bangs brush against your eyes and long pink hair rests almost to your waist. Are you a punk princess, a fairy godmother, a sexy vamp, Goth goddessor a scheming villain? Beauty, bitch or both - you decide!


Things Not to Say to a Police Officer Tee

If you have a habit of running into the law the Things Not to Say to a Police Officer Tee needs to be in your wardrobe. This hysterical shirt will have even the cops laughing. Features a grey, cotton t-shirt.


Reg $21.99