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Lil' Dick in a Box

It's a romantic evening alone with your favorite girl. The fireplace is glowing, the drinks are chilled and the mood is right. It's time to give her... LIL' DICK IN THE BOX

$6.99

Pecker Erector

When Viagra or Cialis just aren't doing the trick anymore, it's time to resort to more extreme measures. The Pecker Erector is just that. It comes with a tongue depressor (not to be used as such, unless, well, you get the point)and some tape to attach the whole aparatus.

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$5.99

Ass Tray Ash Tray

The Ass Tray Ash Tray is more than just an ashtray -- it's an ash hole! Stick your butts in this butt and puff away in peace. This ceramic ashtray makes it easy to stick it where the sun don't shine!

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$5.99

Fiesta Sunstache

Need something simple to wear for cinco de Mayo? Look no further when you find the Fiesta Sunstache. This awesome pair of shades feature a yellow, red and green Mexican hat with a dangling black mustache.

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$12.99

Dickey Specs

Do you smell something funny? It must be the Dickey Specs! This pair of seriously re-DICK-u-lous spectacles will send roaring laughter through any party!

$4.99

Farting Champion Trophy

The Farting Champion of the World Trophy makes a great gift for that certain someone you know really deserves the award for farting. Stands approximately 8 Inch tall.

$7.99

Comfortably Numb Mint Chocolate Deep Throat Spray

…the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. Discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener…

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$8.99

Boobie Cap

Whether you fancy yourself a boob man or just need a great gag gift for a friend this Boobie Cap will do the trick. Blue hat features two breasts on the front panel.

$14.99

The Awesome Foursome Trick Golf Balls 4 Pk

…your friends in stitches! If you're down by a few strokes and looking for an outrageous way to get back in the game or just in the mood for a gag, swap your opponent's ball for one of these trick golf balls and watch their game take a sudden and hilarious nosedive! The Awesome Foursome includes:…

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$9.99

Masturbating Midget Man Wind Up

…exception! Wind him up and watch this pint-sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion!

$9.99

Shocking Laser Pen

Just when you thought the laser pen had achieved the ultimate in embarassing people, the Shocking Laser Pen comes out. Now you can hand it to whoever thought it was funny to shine a laser in someone's eye and turn the joke on them. The pen shocks the holderas they press the button they think will be…

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$7.99

Harley Quinn Logo Light Keychain

Play tricks on your wall with this Harley Quinn Logolight Keychain. This slim, small push button projector flashlight keychain is small enough to slip easily into your pocket, yet when activated, an intricately detailed projection of a full-color Harley Quinn appears on whatever surface you shine…

$7.99

'Bald Beaver Brewing Company' Tee

Listen Up: Old School Design’ Tees ship separately & take up to 3 business days to process before it ships (ground delivery only) because these fresh tees are printed to order. (Processing time excludes holidays & weekends). Please do not worry- your dynamite design won’t go stale while you wait.

$19.99

Bedroom Commands Card Game

Take charge of your love life with the Bedroom Commands Card Game from Kheper Games. Bedroom Commands is a double deck card game of commands. One deck is for the Dirty Daddy and the other is for the Sexy Bitch. Whenever either of you feels like taking charge of your love life, select a card to…

$7.99

Pussy Licker Pop

$6.99

Dog Tag Over the Hill Cane

Give the Dog Tag Over the Hill Cane and support your favorite geezer as they enter into the next phase of their life. Show them that being old doesn't have to be boring with this cane, which features horns, funny signs and name tag.

$27.99

Orgasmatron

The Orgasmatron's smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp, sending sparkling sensations thru your entire body. The many fingers of the Orgasmatron are made of 100% copper and therefor are incredibly flexible, allowing every Orgasmatron to fit everyone's head,

$4.99

'Bullshit' Button

This Bullshit button is perfect for calling out people for stretching the truth, giving you the run around or otherwise feeding you bullshit. Requires two AA batteries.

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$9.99

'The Fuck You to Do List' Tee

Listen Up: Old School Design’ Tees ship separately & take up to 3 business days to process before it ships (ground delivery only) because these fresh tees are printed to order. (Processing time excludes holidays & weekends). Please do not worry- your dynamite design won’t go stale while you wait.

$19.99

With This Body Who Needs a Pick Up Line Tee

Chiseled from granite, you are. A work of divine magic. Your arms are registered weapons, while your chest is insured for millions. For all of these reasons and more, this "With this body, who needs a pick up line" tee is your calling card. No need to speak, just flex.

$21.99

Doc Johnson Good Head Strawberry Oral Sex Mints

…Individually wrapped oral sex mints. Good Head once only available as a lickable oral sex gel is now in a more convenient mint. Deep throat like never before. Helps suppress the gag reflex. Doubles as a minty breathe freshener. Easy to use. Sugar free. Oral anesthetic. Single tin 20 oral sex mints.

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$7.99

Tampon Flask

…WOMEN - You know you gotta have it! The tampon shot holder will never be questioned at your venue. Bring alcohol onto cruises, Vegas pools, concerts, sporting events, clubs, bachelorette parties and more. Makes a great gag gift too! BYOB and Save Money! Includes 5 Fake Tampons with Wrappers.

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$9.99

'It's About to Go Down' Tee

Listen Up: Old School Design’ Tees ship separately & take up to 3 business days to process before it ships (ground delivery only) because these fresh tees are printed to order. (Processing time excludes holidays & weekends). Please do not worry- your dynamite design won’t go stale while you wait.

$19.99

Dick Picks

Your friends will never look at food the same way again when you serve up the fun with Dick Picks! These willy shaped picks are perfect for any themed party or bachelorette bash. Add some ball shaped food to the end and all your friends will commend your cheeky sense of humor.

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$6.99