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Masturbating Midget Man Wind Up

…exception! Wind him up and watch this pint-sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion!

$9.99

'The Fuck You to Do List' Tee

Listen Up: Old School Design’ Tees ship separately & take up to 3 business days to process before it ships (ground delivery only) because these fresh tees are printed to order. (Processing time excludes holidays & weekends). Please do not worry- your dynamite design won’t go stale while you wait.

$19.99

I Got a Dig Bick Tee

Play a mind trick, or two, on anyone who sees you wearing the I Got a Dig Bick Tee. This black, cotton t-shirt features white, screen printed lettering that doesn't quite say what you think it does, but then again...

$9.98

Reg $17.99

Midget Man Condom

$5.99

Pecker Erector

When Viagra or Cialis just aren't doing the trick anymore, it's time to resort to more extreme measures. The Pecker Erector is just that. It comes with a tongue depressor (not to be used as such, unless, well, you get the point)and some tape to attach the whole aparatus.

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$5.99

Dickey Specs

Do you smell something funny? It must be the Dickey Specs! This pair of seriously re-DICK-u-lous spectacles will send roaring laughter through any party!

$4.99

Pussy Licker Pop

$6.99

Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser

Don't just exercise, peckercise when you use the Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser. This hilarious gag gift makes a great birthday present to the aging man you desperately wants to stay in shape.

$5.99

Who's the Biggest Slut ? Game

The games that begs the question, "are you willing to admit what a whore you are?" over 400 sexually outrageous questions! "who is the biggest slut?" is the adult party game where players answer questions about slutty things they have done in order to determine which one of them is the biggest slut!…

$9.99

Orgasmatron

The Orgasmatron's smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp, sending sparkling sensations thru your entire body. The many fingers of the Orgasmatron are made of 100% copper and therefor are incredibly flexible, allowing every Orgasmatron to fit everyone's head,

$4.99

'Ring For Beer' Bell

Need another? Just give a little ding-a-ling with this "Ring for Beer" bell. It's the best way to get served.

$6.99

Lovin' Lamb Blow up Doll

Give the perfect hillbilly gag gift... the gift from the loving lamb! it'll gla-a-a-a-dly please you and make you laugh. intimacy doesn't have to be just between adults... lambs have feelings too!

$14.99

Poo Dough

Make and mold your own doodie when you have Poo Dough. Mix and swirl 2 tones of brown dough to create your very own logs of poo. Add the yellow dough into the mold to create corn kernels and peanuts to accessorize your poo. Looks like the real thing, but smells much better.

$9.99

Diarrhea Toilet Paper

The Diarrhea Song toilet paper has a diarrhea song printed through out the roll of toilet paper."When your stomach's feeling wavy..." Comes in decorative gift box. Funny gag gift for potty humor.

$5.99

Enormex Condom

Make a statement in the bedroom without saying a word when you break out the Enormex Condom. This 100% latex, fake, stud-sized condom is about 3 inches in diameter. Watch as her jaw drops to the floor when you whip this out.

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$3.99

Grow a Boyfriend

A good man is hard to find, ain't that right, ladies? Here's your chance to leave it up to science and GROW your own. Grow A Boyfriend let's you farm your own man - and all you need is a glass of tap water. It's the perfect solution for those looking for a no muss, never fuss man. No disappointment…

$1.99

Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper

Wipe the thought of a Hillary Clinton presidency away from your mind with this roll of Hillary Clinton toilet paper. This usable, functional 2-ply toilet paper gives you a chance to get up-close and personal with the former First Lady and would-be leader of the free world. And if she's elected come…

$4.99

Comfortably Numb Mint Chocolate Deep Throat Spray

…the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. Discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener…

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$8.99

'I Maybe Fat But I Have A Huge Cock' Tee

Make a statement with attitude! This 'I Maybe Fat But I Have A Huge Cock' Tee is a perfect addition to any wardrobe. It is 100% cotton and super comfortable. If you are in a funny mood and looking to get a few laughs, this is the T-Shirt for you! · 100% Cotton · Machine wash cold,…

$8.97

Reg $17.99

Born to Be Bad Tongue Pacifier

Give your baby a pacifier with personality when you let them use the Born to Be Bad Tongue Pacifier. This BPA-free, phthalate-free pacifier is so funny you should make sure your youngster never leaves the cradle without one!

$9.99

Festival Kit

$16.99

Comfortably Numb Spearmint Deep Throat Spray

…the discomfort associated with oral sex. The refreshing mist contains a mild numbing agent that coats the back of the throat, helping to suppress gag reflex and prevent discomfort during oral sex. Discreet enough to take with you wherever you go, this special spritz doubles as a breath freshener…

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$8.99

Yeah, It's a Boy Sonogram Maternity Fitted Tee

See it. You'll have to squint. But if you look real close, you'll see his little thing. That's why you've got this "Yeah, It's a Boy Sonogram" Maternity Tee. You're very little man is on his way. Tell all with this 100% cotton fitted maternity t-shirt.

$19.99

I Heart Pussy Lounge Pants

Tell us how you really feel. With tongue firmly planted in cheek, exclaim your love of all things, um, feline with these I Heart Pussy lounge pants (graphic of a cat's face emblazoned on the heart included, of course). If you truly adore pussy, these lounge pants are worth your hard-earned clams.

$19.99