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We at Spencer's know that as you age you must take extra precautions so as to protect your increasingly frail body. The signs are just here to help.
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This kit has everything you'll need when you or a friend crests the hill and hits 50. It comes with coffee and plums for...err...regularity. As the package says, it will keep you going and going.
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With each birthday more potty trips are made in the night. Fortunately, one's aim can be improved with this amazing Potty Light! (Endorsed by Wives Against Stray Wet Spots)
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The easy way to wash those hard to reach places, the over the hill Crotchwasher is the perfect gag gift for anyone reaching their golden years. As long as it doesn't make you gag to think about it...
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The F*ck 50 Shooter is exactly what every person reaching 50 needs. A small vessel to fill with booze for them to drink until they think they are 21 again. Perfect for birthdays!
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We at Spencer's realize that as people age, the body changes. These changes, while inevitable, are not always desired as their resulting anatomical deficiencies create, shall we say...flacid parts. At any rate, the Dirty Old Man Weener Kleener Soap should help, at the least, with keeping your…
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These great Over the Hill Golf Tees are perfect for any golfer who is well past the 18th and rounding 50. If you can't read them without your glasses, here they are.
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Hey, even as you round the top of the hill, it doesn't mean you can't laugh at yourself, right? These great card decks are a hilarious gift for anyone reaching the 40 year milestone. We gave you two in case you forget where you put one (we know that happens at your age.)
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Maybe you take your coffee black, or maybe, once it really hits you how old you are, you'll take it with a bit of Irish in it. In any case, you ought to at least drink it out of this disbelieving How Did I Get to Be 50 Mug.
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The How Did I Get to Be 40 Mug is perfect for anyone who's reached the top of the hill and is on their way down the other side. Perfect for birthdays or any gift giving occasion.
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This great mug is perfect for any 30th birthday, whether the person is happy about it or not! So give them some coffee, maybe even make it Irish, and let them accept the fact that old age and their death is slowly approaching one year at a time.
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When it comes time for your birthday, whether it is your super sweet 16 or an over the hill at 40 party, this sash will let everyone know who is the guest of honor. Happy Birthday, Miss Birthday Girl!
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