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'Things That Make My Dick Hard' Tee

Listen Up: Old School Design’ Tees ship separately & take up to 3 business days to process before it ships (ground delivery only) because these fresh tees are printed to order. (Processing time excludes holidays & weekends). Please do not worry- your dynamite design won’t go stale while you wait.

$19.99

$1.99

Penis Flappy Cap

Never has the phrase WHAT A D-CKHEAD been so apt or (more to the point), so hilarious! Pull the attached cord and the urmmm, well.. it rises!

$14.99

Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser

Don't just exercise, peckercise when you use the Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser. This hilarious gag gift makes a great birthday present to the aging man you desperately wants to stay in shape.

$5.99

'Pop-Up-Pecker' Lighter

This gag lighter is a great way to "spark" up any conversation. It's perfect, all you have to do it offer it to a person who asks for a light, then when they click, well, let's just say it won't light their cigarette.

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$6.99

Dicky Chug Sports Bottle

Make sure the bachelorette stays hydrated on her big night when you use the Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. This pink pecker-shaped bottle features a twist off top and a straw.

$9.99

Pecker Tiara

Parade the bride around in the Pecker Tiara. Make sure this bridal party is one no one will forget when you crown her in this fuchsia tiara featuring features and pecker details.

$9.99

Penis Gummies

Give the bride to be a tasty treat at her bachelorette party when you give her the Penis Gummies. This package contains 6 ounces of a an erotic rainbow of fun and fruity flavors.

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$6.99

The Robo Suck Masturbator

…for some succulent pumping action? The RoboSuck 3 - UR3 Mouth provides the most satisfying kiss you’ll ever experience ‘down there’! This powerful penis pump and robo masturbator two-in-one offers multispeed suction at the touch of a button, with a strong 12” ABS cylinder, easy-to-read measurements,…

$79.99

iSex Luv Ring

Give “plug-n-play” a whole new meaning with this incredible collection of portable USB-powered pleasure devices. All iSex travel accessories are easy-to-use, perfect for beginners, TSA-approved, and eco-friendly. This iSex Luv Ring covers your ultra-hard cock with a super-stretchy TPE ring that…

$14.99

Mr D Head Costume

Here's a perfect excuse to be mean on Halloween! The Mr D Head Adult Costume is a penis-shaped headpiece with a mesh area to see and breathe through. Take the term dick head to a new level with this hilarious costume!

$19.99

Weenie Chews

For your next adult party or Girls Night Out, serve sweet-to-eat Weenie Chews! Penis-shaped, assorted fruit-flavored candy. Approx. 125 pieces per bag

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$4.99

Pecker Apron

Prepare a little more than dinner when you wear this Pecker Apron. White cooking apron features screen printed male body graphics and anatomy.

$19.99

Penis Creamer

You always need a little extra cream in your life. The Penis Creamer is a great bachelorette party gift that makes the whole crew laugh their heads off. Just pour your favorite creamer out of this ceramic willie and make one dirty cup o' joe.

$9.99

Big Gummy Pecker Candy

Made with real fruit juice for a chewy treat that's fun to eat! Fruit flavored succulent Penis shaped Gummy!

$3.99

'Clone-A-Willy' Glow in the Dark Vibrator Kit

…making this the most personalized vibrating sex toy you will ever own. Each kit contains everything you need to create an exact replica of any penis. It is also Glow in the Dark. Clone-A-Willy continues your intimate connection with your partner during solo play, joins the two of you to double…

$39.99

'Bachelorette Pecker Party' Penis Shaped Cake Pan

The Mid-Sized Penis Cake Pan makes an memorable penis-shaped cake for your bachelorette This cake pan is 10 inches tall by 6 inches wide by 2 inches deep. It uses about 1/2 of a box of cake mix. If you're a cake baking fool, you can bake two cakes and create a penis layer cake.

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$7.99

Penis Ruler

How do you measure up? Find out when you use this Penis Ruler. This wood ruler is shaped like a penis with testicles.

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$1.97

Reg $4.99

Sexology Silicone Extension Sleeve

Soft, yet arousing and life-like feel the extra pleasure this ribbed penis extension offers. Made with thrilling nodules that provide erotic stimulation as well as adding length and width, what more could a partner as for? Enjoy a little EXTRA tonight!

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$9.99

Pump Worx 7.5" Euro Power Pump

Inspired by European design and developed to produce maximum results, the Euro Pump is the premier choice for instant penis enlargement. With each squeeze of the medical-style pump ball, your pleasure rod will grow bigger, thicker, and swell with power. Once you penetrate the smooth, flexible PVC…

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$19.99

Reg $21.99

OptiMale Power Pump

Give yourself a bigger, thicker erection when you use the OptiMale Power Pump. With the press of a button, this auto pump action cylinder features silicone sleeves that form an air-tight seal, a pressure gauge to monitor progress and a quick release valve button.

$99.99

Light-Up Pecker Headband

Make sure the bachelorette is all decked out when you give her the Light-Up Pecker Boppers. This pink, plastic headpiece features two light-up peckers and feather details.

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$12.99

'Bachelorette' Penis Shaped Centerpiece

The 'Bachelorette' Penis Shaped Centerpiece will be the center attraction of your event. This honeycomb centerpiece measure about 14.5 inches tall, everyone will know that it's someone's last night as a single woman!

$9.99