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'Things That Make My Dick Hard' Tee

Listen Up: Old School Design’ Tees ship separately & take up to 3 business days to process before it ships (ground delivery only) because these fresh tees are printed to order. (Processing time excludes holidays & weekends). Please do not worry- your dynamite design won’t go stale while you wait.

$19.99

Penis Flappy Cap

Never has the phrase WHAT A D-CKHEAD been so apt or (more to the point), so hilarious! Pull the attached cord and the urmmm, well.. it rises!

$14.99

Dicky Chug Sports Bottle

Make sure the bachelorette stays hydrated on her big night when you use the Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. This pink pecker-shaped bottle features a twist off top and a straw.

$9.99

Weenie Chews

For your next adult party or Girls Night Out, serve sweet-to-eat Weenie Chews! Penis-shaped, assorted fruit-flavored candy. Approx. 125 pieces per bag

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$4.99

Blow Job Recipe Shooter

Get in the mood for a nice hummer when you have the Blow Job Recipe Shooter. This clear glass shooter features a pink penis graphic and a drink recipe. It holds 2 fluid ounces and is recommended to be hand washed.

$7.99

Mega Stretch Penis Extension Pink

The Mega Stretch Penis Extension lets you satisfy her in a whole new way! Not only does the added length and girth give you an extra advantage, but it also has a special bonus: stimulating ribs and nodules to increase her pleasure even more. Made of soft, stretchy silicone, it's amazingly…

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$12.99

Pecker Erector

When Viagra or Cialis just aren't doing the trick anymore, it's time to resort to more extreme measures. The Pecker Erector is just that. It comes with a tongue depressor (not to be used as such, unless, well, you get the point)and some tape to attach the whole aparatus.

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$5.99

Extreme Roto Bator Mouth

If you're sick of doing all the work, get the Extreme Roto Bator Mouth to do it for you. This masturbator intensely rotates at 3 different speeds and 7 rotations so coming to your release is ultimate paradise.

$139.99

Xtensions Girth Gainer System

Gain inches and respect in the bedroom with the Xtensions Girth Gainer System. This four piece system extends your girth and your love play with a slightly waved surface that feels tight and wonderful against you.

$34.99

Pecker Mug

Nothing says I love Penis like this Pecker Mug... hold the ceramic cock in your hand and enjoy each and every sip!

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$6.99

Pump Worx 7.5" Clear Beginners Power Pump

The Beginner Power Pump will give you the size and confidence you have always dreamt about without any harmful side effects. With each squeeze of the medical-style pump ball, your pleasure rod will grow bigger, thicker, and swell with power. Once you penetrate the smooth, flexible PVC opening,…

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$19.99

Pumpworx Fantasy Flesh Stroker Pump

Slip into ecstasy with the Pumpworx Fantasy Flesh Stroker Pump. This stroker features a realistic fanta flesh vagina that feels so good against your rock rod pleasure rod. The easy grip vacuum handle allows you to enhance pressure to get a long-lasting erection or release easily for instant relief.

$39.99

Pecker Apron

Prepare a little more than dinner when you wear this Pecker Apron. White cooking apron features screen printed male body graphics and anatomy.

$19.99

Pecker Candy Ring 8 Pk

Make the girls last night out an unforgettable one with these hilarious Bachelorette party favors. Each box contains 8 Pecker Ring Pops in Strawberry, Cherry, Lime and Orange Flavors.

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$6.99

'Pop-Up-Pecker' Lighter

This gag lighter is a great way to "spark" up any conversation. It's perfect, all you have to do it offer it to a person who asks for a light, then when they click, well, let's just say it won't light their cigarette.

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$6.99

Willie Eyeglasses

Get willie with it in the Willie Eyeglasses! If your bridal party is a free-spirited group they'll love these round frame glasses with crazy eyebrow detail and willie-shaped schnoz.

$6.99

Rainbow Penis Lollipop

Treat the bachelorette to a tasty snack when you give her the Rainbow Penis Lollipop. This multicolor candy lollipop features a distinct penis shape - it's so much fun to suck on!

$3.99

Adonis Extension Sleeve

Size does matter! Adds a full 2/5 cm to length. Soft, sensual, ribbed extension with an accentuated penis head. Comfortable and discreet with unscented TPR. 6.5"x 1.5" One size fits all trim to fit.

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$14.99

Mr D Head Costume

Here's a perfect excuse to be mean on Halloween! The Mr D Head Adult Costume is a penis-shaped headpiece with a mesh area to see and breathe through. Take the term dick head to a new level with this hilarious costume!

$19.99

The Official High Times Cannabis Cookbook: More Than 50 Irresistible Recipes That Will Get You High

This first-ever cookbook from High Times magazine the world s most trusted name when it comes to getting stoned is the deliciously definitive guide to cannabis-infused cooking. Easy, accessible recipes and advice demystify the experience of cooking with grass and offer a cornucopia of irie…

$18.95

Vibrating Head Teazer

Experience incredible sensations with the Vibrating Head Teazer! Made from lifelike TPR, this sleeve wraps snug around your penis and feels just like the real thing—only better! Insert the vibrating bullet inside the smaller bulb-shaped end of the sleeve, and turn it on by pressing the button…

$34.99

Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser

Don't just exercise, peckercise when you use the Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser. This hilarious gag gift makes a great birthday present to the aging man you desperately wants to stay in shape.

$5.99