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Pumpworx Fantasy Flesh Stroker Pump

Slip into ecstasy with the Pumpworx Fantasy Flesh Stroker Pump. This stroker features a realistic fanta flesh vagina that feels so good against your rock rod pleasure rod. The easy grip vacuum handle allows you to enhance pressure to get a long-lasting erection or release easily for instant relief.


Weenie Chews

For your next adult party or Girls Night Out, serve sweet-to-eat Weenie Chews! Penis-shaped, assorted fruit-flavored candy. Approx. 125 pieces per bag

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Penis Flappy Cap

Never has the phrase WHAT A D-CKHEAD been so apt or (more to the point), so hilarious! Pull the attached cord and the urmmm, well.. it rises!


Willie Eyeglasses

Get willie with it in the Willie Eyeglasses! If your bridal party is a free-spirited group they'll love these round frame glasses with crazy eyebrow detail and willie-shaped schnoz.


'Pop-Up-Pecker' Lighter

This gag lighter is a great way to "spark" up any conversation. It's perfect, all you have to do it offer it to a person who asks for a light, then when they click, well, let's just say it won't light their cigarette.

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Pecker Earrings

Get the bride to be all decked out for her last night as a single lady when you make her wear these Pecker Earrings! Plastic penis-shaped earrings feature a fish hook closure for an easy to wear experience.


Reg $7.99

Pecker Mug

Nothing says I love Penis like this Pecker Mug... hold the ceramic cock in your hand and enjoy each and every sip!


Pump Worx 7.5" Euro Power Pump

Inspired by European design and developed to produce maximum results, the Euro Pump is the premier choice for instant penis enlargement. With each squeeze of the medical-style pump ball, your pleasure rod will grow bigger, thicker, and swell with power. Once you penetrate the smooth, flexible PVC…

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Reg $21.99

'Things That Make My Dick Hard' Tee

Listen Up: Old School Design’ Tees ship separately & take up to 3 business days to process before it ships (ground delivery only) because these fresh tees are printed to order. (Processing time excludes holidays & weekends). Please do not worry- your dynamite design won’t go stale while you wait.


Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser

Don't just exercise, peckercise when you use the Over The Hill Pecker Exerciser. This hilarious gag gift makes a great birthday present to the aging man you desperately wants to stay in shape.


Pecker Cupcake Pans 6pk

…want to make some penis cupcakes. You'll need penis cupcake pans or molds. When you're done with them, we're sure you want to store them in your cupboard next to your Williams and Sonoma Frittata Pans and Silicone Baking Sheets. Or maybe you don't want evidence of your penis cupcake baking…


Pecker Party & Cake Kit

Everything You Need For The Perfect Pecker Party!


24 Inch Inflatable Willie

Size does matter! Dress him up, play volleyballs... there's no end to the fun. This novelty 24" inflatable willy will be the hit of any bachelorette party.

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Light-Up Pecker Boppers

Make sure the bachelorette is all decked out when you give her the Light-Up Pecker Boppers. This pink, plastic headpiece features two light-up peckers and feather details.

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Bachelorette Photo Prop Set

Be ready for your photo opportunity when you have the Bachelorette Photo Prop Set. This package of props includes one penis, lips, glasses, mask, tiara and 5 speech bubble signs.


Stress Pecker

Wiggle, jiggle and squeeze your stress away with the Stress Pecker. This 5.5-inch wiener is a fun stress reliever and every time you give it a squeeze, you can see the little swimmers inside.


Pecker Patch Sour Candy

Give the bride to be a tasty treat when you feed her Pecker Patch Sour Candy. This bag contains 3.52 ounces of sour gummy wieners.

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Reg $4.99

Grow a Pecker


Pecker Glow Pops 4 Pack

Pop one of these Pecker Glow Pops 4 Pack in and you'll glow with the flow all night long. Your friends will be dying to show off their skills and taste the delicious flavors of these glowing pops.


Mega Stretch Penis Extension Pink

The Mega Stretch Penis Extension lets you satisfy her in a whole new way! Not only does the added length and girth give you an extra advantage, but it also has a special bonus: stimulating ribs and nodules to increase her pleasure even more. Made of soft, stretchy silicone, it's amazingly…

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Bachelorette Penis Tissue Garland

Dick-orate the party when you have Bachelorette Penis Tissue Garland. This 9-foot long penis garland features clusters of pink peckers.


Passion Pack for Her

…back door, allowing for a more comfortable anal experience. For best results, apply a liberal amount to both the anus and the penetrating piece (penis, sex toy, or finger). G-SPOT GEL (G-Spot Tingling Gel): This gel hits just the right spot! Squeeze a small amount onto your fingertips and gently…

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The Goonies Chunk Pop Character

Almost as irresistible as a Baby Ruth, and a treasure even One-Eyed Willie would be proud to have, it's The Goonies Chunk Pop! Vinyl Figure! The 3 1/2-inch tall figure features actor Jeff Cohen's stylized likeness from the 1980s kids cult-classic, The Goonies, a movie based on a story from Steven…


Reg $9.99